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The Newlywed Game


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"Most of the electricity in our home flows from the ________ to the ________." "From the plug to the vibrator." Listen
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Gentlemen, besides popcorn, what is your favorite thing to nibble on at the movies? "Her boobs" Listen
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What is the strangest place that you've ever made whoopee in? In the (censored) Listen
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What is your favorite part of our Newlywed Game set? Wife #2(The worst part is that he was Husband #3...) Listen
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What was the first thing you said to your husband on your wedding night? Wife: "Oh, gosh, that's a hard one..."(Husband shows the answer card) Listen
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What's the one thing you'd hate to hear your wife say about your last girlfriend on coast-to-coast television? "She was a hooker" Listen
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What will your husband say is the last spice or flavor you used too much of in one of your dishes? Burnt Listen
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How many decades will your husband say his mother has lived? 10(He got it right!) Listen
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What is your favorite thing to buy by the foot? Shoes Listen
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What is the one thing you husband forbids you to put on his wiener? Ben-Gay Listen
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What is your husband's favorite thing to squeeze in the supermarket? His meat(He was a butcher... thanks to Mike) Listen
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What is your favorite wind instrument? Guitar Listen
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What is your husband's favorite condiment? His pool table
Karate school(Thanks to Mike)
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What gripe do you have about your husband's romantic technique? It's not long enough(No, not that) Listen
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What will your husband say is his favorite rodent? His saxophone Listen
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What is your husband's favorite thing to masticate? The dog Listen
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Who is your husband's favorite anchorman? Elvis
Daniel Boone
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In what country will your husband say the last foreign car he drove in was manufactured? Texas Listen
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What product name describes your romantic behavior on your wedding night? The Jolly Green Giant Listen
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"My wife acted like a witch the night she..." Put on a jockstrap Listen
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What is your husband's favorite cuisine? "All in the Family"(Thanks to Mike) Listen
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What is your favorite pasta? "Flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen..."(He heard "posture" ... thanks to Mike) Listen
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What Spanish word would you use to describe your wife's chest? Nada Listen
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Gentlemen, how long do your romantic moods usually last? She said: Twelve hours(Him: "I'd be dead if that were right!") Listen
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"My husband is a closet..." Queen Listen
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How long is your husband's inseam? 7 inches Listen
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"I don't know why, but my husband acts really weird whenever I try to touch..." "His bonkers" Listen
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"My wife and I prefer to keep the inside of our refrigerator at __ degrees." 250
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, on our wedding night, our husband and I...what?" Went to bed
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What one thing is the city in which you were born best known for? City hall Listen

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